A group of people are stranded on a desert island. The group comprises 2 men and 1 woman from each of the following nationalities: Italian, French, German, Greek, English, Polish, Japanese, American, Australian, New Zealander, and Irish. One month later, the following have happened.� One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex.� The two German men have a strict weekly schedule for when they alternate with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.� The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman, and started swimming. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.� But at least the taxes here are low, and it's not raining. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions. The two Australian men beat each other senseless over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, having called them both 'bloody wankers.' Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep. The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South, and then set up a distillery.� They do not remember if sex is in the picture (after the first few�pints of coconut whiskey), but they are satisfied that at least the English are not getting any. |