Never underestimate the logical way a six-year old thinks as the following story illustrates:

One day the teacher in first class was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her charges. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to collect the building materials for his new home.

She read, " .. and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think that the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! a talking pig.'"

Suffer little children.